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Yes folks, HEEEEEEEEEEEERRRES JOHNNY, the human metronome. He writes, he records, he sings, he slices, he dices, he's TRULY AMAZING. Take a look under the hood on this model and you'll find........well........some rather strange shit frankly, but he's definetely a HUGE dude..................and he likes to beat things with sticks. On August 17, 1973, a very young Rick Redington was wandering around the neighborhood plucking on an innovative device he had constructed out of a large coffee can, a big stick and some speaker wire when he stumbled across a very young Johnny Azer beating on a small child. Little Ricky was amazed at little Johnny's sense of rhythm but still he was appalled at what Johnny was doing. "Stop! Don't do that.", pleaded Rick. With that, he reached into his back pocket and handed little Johnny a pair of drumsticks he'd found. "Here, try these.". And so little Johnny resumed beating the child with the drumsticks and once little Ricky realized that little Johhny was beating the child in 4/4 time, he realized he'd found a partner and thus was born the nucleus of The Others, a skiffle group from Liverpool destined to become the legendary Huge Members. |